I just made a smokes and beer run to the Kangeroo...Sweet Beeg Red Hedded Kat wuz there anner down in the dumps...she just turned fifty and is loverly and beeg az ever and wanted to know if yu cud come up again and turn her burffday into an Event?

That Kat, is one beeg hunk of woman..... Tom told me once, he rolled over twice, and was still on top of her.........

I'll head that way, and bring that big ole crooked neck squash she likes so much..

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You don't just git off her you slap her ass and ride the waves !!!

She axxed bout yu two DAWG but wuz mo intrested in Quail and the squash...

Iffin yu brang sum Zookinki, she weel lose intrest inner Quail

Eyell bee shor anna brang thatt free foote longe krookit nack skwash anna shell be hoppy !!!

Sheeeuuttt!!!  She'll suck that thing in from the front, and spit the seeds out the rear!!!!

All about technique, Mo Fo!!!  Have you been learned on crooked neck squash?

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Me anner MC had a mini-GT this morning...Quail wasn't vited since wez wuz fraid he wud show up...Preacher dint wont go meet Beeg Red Haided Cat fur sum reesun....so I waited til hez dun leff to goz anner chek onner her well being...gotten mez sum smokes anner colbeer anner shez shore lukked fine stanin onner herz tippytoez reechin uppe to top shelf tu git tha smokes...

MoFo DAWG wuz a no show...

Nope!!! Drapped ate quarturs onner floor fur tu lotto tikkets......

Saw fiddy pounds of Crack too....

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Hey Quail, yu are me and MC's bud....we wud luv tu see yu! Why doon yu cum up tu mie house last Friday morning? We cud haz a gud time....

Ok,,, I'll be there yesterday......... Mo Fo!!

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No fuggin chichory in my coffee....but fresh off the docks float a spoon LA coffee is damn good.....

MC apparently wanted cream and sugar like hiz momma givved him whin he wuz tu yeers oldt ! Eye will haz cool aide whin he cums uppe agin....

Ain't a SELA native, huh?

Brian, here's your tuffest special call request ever! Miz Quail needs a call that will keep Quail away from the beer and Tequilla and awake long enuff to whack that coyote in their backyard!

Now that's funny!  What a sight, QM and the yote sleeping near each other....wonder who wakes up first?

I call this little dude, "Yote-Be-Gone"...... May he rest in peace....

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I call it my Freindship payment and might I remind you that you are late with this months payment ! Anybody who would let a yote in their boxer's is just plain ol perverted.

You MOFO's still up in here causin' a ruckus?  I'm glad I finally found my way back then!

Ass Goblin!!!

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Hey, hey, hey...no ass grab'n here.  I'll hang you on the buck pole.

Cent, 'bout time you showed up, what kept ya?????

BOOTY PIRATE ! BUTT BANDIT ! RUMP HUMPER ! I got more butt that's enuff fer now.

Bout now, Tom in Tenn should be rollin with the Ho's.... Loves him some Afreekin Ho's...

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When he starts on the local stuff drankin the Ho's usually endup " rollin " him ! They be tricky lack dat.

YUP!  We don't wnat him bring'n back any strange ho-disease.....

                        ODE TO AN OLD GOAT

I hope he git ah skeeter onner his peter,

and ah leech onner his nuts,

ticks the size of coakroaches all along his big cracked butt,

and may the Ho's Vodoodoo Priestess put ah curse upon his head that everything he shoots at ends up dead.

And when he gits back home we shall smoke, drank, and eat,

and hope lack hell that Edner and the Gurls that we do not meet.

Big Dawg 2009

Maybe he'll bring back some of that likker from the fruit of that tree that the elephants get drunk on when it ferments.  That's some tasty rat dar!

Oh, he'll bring something back, I tellya... But it will be dripping from his lower unit.........

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bet ya he goes to one of dem taxit,   ah  ah   texe,  ah  ohh  one of dem places dat stuffs aminals and buys a bunch of daed aminals and says he kilt dem, ana tries to claim he dun all da stuffin himself, but wez all noz he din't

 get dem aminal frum shootin dem, but he did catch a bunch a aminals frum all dem Afrikan  houkers, but we dun't wanna catch none frum him, cuzz day probly dangurous!

If he does bring back more animals I don't know where he'll put them....maybe I'll get to stare at a cape buffalo while taking a dump in his downstairs bathroom!

Just saying....................

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Now where in the world did you get that picture QM?  I can't believe you would expose the truth like that!

(thanks for posting it, I can't find the original anymore)

Had to go back on the Big Game section to find it.. Page 5. Some pretty funny old posts on there..

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The Old Goat tolled me once that he almost " got " an Elephant but the cost of shipping here then there is the problem of gittin it in the house !!! It's amazing what a feller can git off E-Bay huh ? It's even more amazing what one can git from them Afreecan Ho's !!!!!!!! MOFO has to be careful and he can't even go back where them Masai Warriors live cause they got a reward ( 100 Goats ) fer his hed onna stick from his last visit to their village. Seems there are a couple of little heathens runnin roun lookin  lack a nappy hedded TIT, and stickin out lack a white marble inna ah sack'o blackuns. And in one of them udder places he done been they have warrants fer his arrest fer not paying his chillins support !!!

ALL THE WAY ! NEVER QUIT !! NO MAN SHALL BE LEFT BEHIND !!! Sgt Clyde Walls US Army Retired Canton, Georgia 100% disabled VET, Member American Gunsmithing Association, LM NAHC,LM Whittington Center, LM DAV For I am DEATH, I ride a dark horse, and I bring HELL as my companion.

Tom is currently resting peacfully in an Afreekin Hooskow...... Party Time in Seminole....

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